MySpace messages

So it has been ages since I logged on to my MySpace account. Lo and behold!!! Got some naughty messages....

From: stXphXn
Date: Apr 23, 2006 1:52 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hi
Body: hi
hope you dont mind me dropping by?
just wanted to say how beautiful and sensual you look - i know you will have more admirers and ones better looking than i but i wanted to say hi and pay you the compliment
be good to talk to you more x

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From: jXmXs
Date: Apr 20, 2005 3:53 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hi cutee
Body: hi!! im jXmXs.. i like u... if u like me too.. i'll leave my contact number ok... 0921XXXXXXX.... just 4 fun.. no strings attach....

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From: slX_mX
Date: Apr 12, 2005 10:17 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Hi
Body: Am a finance executive based in Makati. Mid 30s, married, ivy league grad, open minded, pinoy.
Would you be open to meeting sometime for purely discreet and hedonistic fun? No complications, no mess - just a nice break from the daily grind :)
Do let me know.
Thanks.


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From: dXng
Date: Dec 31, 2004 12:04 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hi...
Body: you're alluring. am DXNG. text me @ 0919XXXXXXX. we'll play on our cellphone's screen and have fun. see yah...


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From: AlfXnzX Y.
Date: May 10, 2004 10:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: hello, at this minute i am killing time by surfing the net. as i try to exorcize the demon of sadness within me by looking in this site, i happened to stumble into your profile...can you take me, free me???
by the way I am tXn tXn, 28...yuppie from makati. email me jXkXl_XbsXrd@yahoo.com

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At ang pinaka-champion sa lahat:

From: gXry
Date: Jun 20, 2005 11:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: HI
Body: MARRIED COUPLE WILL BE IN MANILA ONE NIGHT 25TH JUNE LIKE TO TRY 3 SOME PLEASE REPLY


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